if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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