my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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