Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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