Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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