Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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