That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
