Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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