i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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