haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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