We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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