Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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