i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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