I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
