I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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