Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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