You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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