let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
