Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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