:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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