How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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