And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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