Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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