I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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