Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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