The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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