S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
