I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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