But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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