doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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