She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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