sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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