remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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