there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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