If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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