things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
