Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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