i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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