She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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