I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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