Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to sanitize my soul.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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