Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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