He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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