Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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