Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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