I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
not ubering you a puppy
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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