No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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