i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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