I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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