go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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