I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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