so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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