I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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