i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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