Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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