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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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