So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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