So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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