i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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